Help.....

The bills aren't paid. The mailman's late. The newspaper is stuck on the roof. The snow and ice are blocking the driveway. The dogs were fighting all night. The telephone has no dial-tone. The television has no reception. The front door bell won't ring. The garage door is jammed. All the cars won't start. The washer and dryer said goodbye to washing and drying. The dishwasher is leaking. The kitchen carpet is drenched. The toilets won't flush. The shower faucet is singing. The walls are creaking. Something died in the refrigerator last night. I had to make sure it wasn’t one of our gerbils. The parakeet got loose and made deposits on the mail. Poor baby kitty has paint on her tail. The sinks are plugged. The vacuum is jammed. The fed-ex driver delivered my package to someone else across town and UPS gave me the neighbors belongings. An anonymous caller asked if I could chase the big white ball in the sky and then hung up. okay???? A family of elk is guarding the back of the truck. One of them is looking directly at me. I'm wondering if it's thinking I'm dinner. An annoying huge fly keeps me company all day. Now there's 10 more I need catch on my traps. My macaroni and cheese dinner was minus the cheese and my diet soda tasted like a can of brown sugar. The delivered pizza was just a big round contraption consisting of gooey uncooked dough and the sauce tasted like an eruption of ketchup. It rained all night and the gutters weren’t in place. The basement was flooded and most of the items had been drenched. My favorite sofa had set sail towards a bedroom. The family hamster escaped. He had made a part time home inside an opened dryer. Thank goodness it wasn’t time to use it. My sons pet snake had found a comfortable new location to sleep. My daughter was running and screaming in her highest possible voice, “There’s a snake in my room. There’s a snake in my room. It’s sleeping inside my underwear drawer.” The ending to this interesting yet questionable day, there was a sizeable amount of milk and chocolate chip cookies floating violently in the tank of goldfish. The poor fish had found safety in their castles. God most definitely communicates each day in mysterious ways. Tomorrow may repeat what I’ve been through.