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Five Kitties

  Five kitties stare out a screen,

Pondering what it could mean?

  The dogs are not out there,

Should we try it? do we dare?

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Brady the Bipolar Bear

Brady the Bipolar Bear got up out of bed

He looked at the mirror to check out his head

Susan Lee's picture

Lost

rainchalked outlines's picture

my disabled petting zoo

caretakers-siamese twins with split personalities
 
legally blind hawk
kathrineann's picture

Tracy...

you never been the true friend

and you never will win that back from me

you will see this person again

lynnbolin's picture

The Pedicure

Michael French's picture

Discusions about Dillusions

I am forever the king 

of all that is and that was

and my mind it does bring 

to pass what everyone does

 

but you're not

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Alice

 

She fell down the rabbit hole

Not knowing what she may find

A mystery of an unknown world

Would it be plain mean or kind?

 

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Giggles!

There is nothing that is so funny
As having the giggles in your tummy
It can be so fun
With laughs by the ton
Except if your tummy is too full of yummy!

KinG WeBStaR Da 1ST's picture

DA King watching the Olympic games

Once again I am back on top like a toupee.

I am looking all fly like new clothes on the first school day.

Out the limo I stick my head out just to feel the wind.

onlyamile's picture

5-3=2

An equation that will always stay in my mind
til' the day I leave.
You+Me
5-2=3

If you're wondering why i choose 5.
First it works in this poem,
and it also represents all of your exes

onlyamile's picture

The Choice

I am beautiful.

My skin with scars tell a story.

Different from everyone else,

lovely and deadly.

 

I get a fix of nostalgia.

Pan's picture

In My Asylum There Are No Words

 

 

In my asylum there are no words

Neither words to give away nor any to steal from myself

KinG WeBStaR Da 1ST's picture

Bored King

The crowd the next day gave The King so much love.

The kingdom won their first victory and his mom and godmother gave him a hug.

Steven Cooke's picture

The Importance of Pomposity


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