I became obese when I ate at KFC seven days a week. I can no longer see my genitalia when I take a leak. Week after week, the size of my belly grew.
You haven't paid your rent even though it's over due. I'm going to get a new tenant after I get rid of you. You sneak out the back every day to avoid me.
I'm Barney Fife and I accidentally blew off my foot. Andy took my gun and put it somewhere and you don't want to know where it was put.
My Cousin scared the hell out of me when he bought a space shuttle. When he blasted off, I wet my pants and was standing in my pee puddle.
Something happened when I lit a cigarette in an oxygen tent. I'll tell you what happened instead of just giving you a hint.
Some people say she was crazy, they think that she was out of her mind. She paid the price when she decided to use a power line for a clothes line.
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