Comedy

You haven't paid your rent even though it's over due.
I'm going to get a new tenant after I get rid of you.
You sneak out the back every day to avoid me.

My Cousin scared the hell out of me when he bought a space shuttle.
When he blasted off, I wet my pants and was standing in my pee puddle.

Some people say she was crazy, they think that she was out of her mind.
She paid the price when she decided to use a power line for a clothes line.