defecation dilemma

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gluteus maximus left and right half moon cheek

   re: byte size buttock

attached via usb (uniform firm behind) to this freak

   with bowel movement incontinence + gas filled gut

evoking contortionist frown stretching to lowest peak

 perched upon porcelain goddess where elimination did jut

held captive hostage atop toilet seat for many a week

exertion to expel rock solid turd required utmost effort

   to force jammed bowel movement free

inducing excruciating abdominal cramps that really hurt

   plus sharp jabbing spasms within high knee 

innards rent asunder from obstruction as BB size PELLETS did spurt

   from lodged fecal matter refusing to budge from me

caused by severe constipation whereby prayer a waste

   delivered only increased sphincter muscle  to scream

for rectal relief this mortal man faced

   a worse fate than death, he would deem

since demise would allow alimentary misery to cease

   versus remaining in this impasse for what might be years

unless perchance some anal lubricant or special grease

   would bust loose abominable constriction in arrears

finding me unable to pay rent or renew lease

best prospect of remaining stationary with words to wax

   poetic found a glimmer of luck

when a kind wildebeest delivered this message  via fax

   to help aatend male in dire per situation get poop unstuck

with outsize mug of exlax

   to help unclog rectal muck

access to get expunged to the max

   but once expulsion occurs DO DO PLEASE DUCK!