Fat And Happy

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THEY LOVE TO SEE ME COMING AT THE LOCAL RESUARANT
I EAT A LOT AND TIP REAL WELL AND THAT IS WHAT THEY WANT
THEY KNOW THAT WHEN MY MEAL IS DONE I'LL ORDER SOME DESSERT
AND OFTEN TIMES I'LL ORDER TWO CAUSE WHO'S IT GOING TO HURT

I ALWAYS HAVE TO BUY TWO SEATS ON BUSES PLANES AND SHOWS
BUT I DON'T MIND CAUSE IT'S MY CHOICE AND THATS THE WAY IT GOES
AND SOMETIMES WHEN I HAVE TO I WILL SET UP MY OWN CHAIR
I ALWAYS PAY MY OWN WAY SO WHY SHOULD YOU EVEN CARE

THEY SAY YOU'RE WASTING LIFE AWAY IF YOU'RE NOT LEAN AND TRIM
BUT EVERYTIME I EAT A MEAL MY PLATES FILLED TO THE BRIM
I SURE CAN'T DO A SIT UP AND MY TOES I CANNOT TOUCH
BUT I'LL GO BACK FOR SECONDS CAUSE I LOVE TO EAT SO MUCH

YES I'M LARGE OBESE OR FAT I DON'T CARE WHAT WORD YOU SAY
CAUSE I DON'T BOTHER ANYONE I LIVE LIFE MY OWN WAY
I WISH YOU WOULD STOP RAGGING ON ME AND WE COULD BE FRIENDS
CAUSE I WILL ALWAYS BE THIS WAY FROM NOW UNTILTHE END

SO YOU CAN JOG AND RUN OR STARVE IF THAT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD
BUT I DON'T THINK I'D WANT TO EVEN IF I THOUGHT I COULD
I'LL JUST RELAX AND WATCH YOU WHILE YOU HUFF AND PUFF AND SWEAT
I'M HAPPY JUST THE WAY I AM AND LIVE WITHOUT REGRET

YOU SAY YOU'LL LIVE MUCH LONGER BUT LOOK AT THE FUN I'VE HAD
AND WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME THAT I'M DOING SOMETHING BAD
I'M HAPPY AND FRIENDLY AND I'M OH SO SERIOUS
IF YOU THINK YOU CAN CHANGE ME THEN YOU ARE DELIRIOUS